Where do the Republicans go from here?
We party men wonder, quaking with fear
Chastened by fresh electoral defeat
How to keep from becoming obsolete
Humbug to demographic destiny!
Liberals ever a majority
Unless a faction of theirs we co-opt
Its votes into our big shrinking tent plopped
Yes, verily this could be a way out!
A path forward, to political clout
Hm, what principle shall we sacrifice
Shaming which leg of the base will suffice?
Low taxes, borders, Biblical marriage
We gain more’n we lose if we disparage